Schlong Salad

It’s not vegan, but it’s still good for you.

Imagine the look on a bad Schlong’s face

when he realizes that he’s eating one of his own kind!

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23 Responses to Schlong Salad

  1. LMFAO!! Love this! You have made my Groundhog day! Next we must take out the juicer and get ready for smoothies. 🙂

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      lmao! You are even more twisted than I am …LOVE IT! 🙂

  2. Neer was a rabbit food salad eater anyway.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      So you approve of my Schlong Recipe! … knew you’d find a way to like it 🙂

  3. hawleywood40 says:

    Oh my … lmao!!!!

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Hi there! 🙂

  4. renxkyoko says:

    Recipe?

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      It’s my “special” recipe 🙂

  5. ctoby says:

    Eating ground hog does appeal to me–I think they call it ‘sausage’ on most planets…As for ground schlong, well…’schnausage?’ Sounds too much like a pet treat….Schlongausage? too confusing. Quite a dilemma on the horns of we are. (who let Yoda in here??)

    Miss ya girl….Happy Ground-up Hog and or Schlong Day! Here in Texas the groundhog poked his head out, saw he was still here and said, “Damn, this place is just as uninhabitable as it was in October. Blech.” And promptly went back into his hole. The temperature here today was around 80 and I don’t care what anyone says, THAT is just morally wrong. We’re not in Tahiti ffs. Though I would be if I’d been born rich instead of beautiful.
    Rock on baby! 🙂
    Carla

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      lol on “ground hog” you are toooo Crazy Carla. You’re a true CC … get it? 🙂 Luv it ….

  6. After my week, I entirely approve! Never liked vegetables without protein.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      lmao Valentine! 🙂 You clever chick!

  7. very disturbing…

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      I can be … 🙂

  8. nancyelauzon says:

    Love it 😉

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Glad you liked it Nancy 🙂

  9. This is the same reason I’ve never been able to eat Mountain Oysters….(calf-fries)

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      What are mountain oysters?

      • fried bull’s balls

        • Lafemmeroar says:

          I watch Man vs. Food and I think they once featured ram’s balls. Looked like chicken nuggets …

          • don’t ever say that to a guy….your’s look like chicken nuggets…..

  10. Phil Gayle_For Singles and Couples says:

    Ewwwww Lafem…think I’m going to be sick.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      at least you’re honest Phil … this one was a hard one to take for some dudes … note I didn’t use the “s” word 🙂

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