Schlong Salad

It’s not vegan, but it’s still good for you.

Imagine the look on a bad Schlong’s face

when he realizes that he’s eating one of his own kind!

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© 2011 Lafemmeroar

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Writer, blogger, humorist. Visit my blog to know more :)) Laughing at the malfunction of the universe is better than crying about it.

23 Responses to Schlong Salad

  1. LMFAO!! Love this! You have made my Groundhog day! Next we must take out the juicer and get ready for smoothies. 🙂

  2. Neer was a rabbit food salad eater anyway.

  3. ctoby says:

    Eating ground hog does appeal to me–I think they call it ‘sausage’ on most planets…As for ground schlong, well…’schnausage?’ Sounds too much like a pet treat….Schlongausage? too confusing. Quite a dilemma on the horns of we are. (who let Yoda in here??)

    Miss ya girl….Happy Ground-up Hog and or Schlong Day! Here in Texas the groundhog poked his head out, saw he was still here and said, “Damn, this place is just as uninhabitable as it was in October. Blech.” And promptly went back into his hole. The temperature here today was around 80 and I don’t care what anyone says, THAT is just morally wrong. We’re not in Tahiti ffs. Though I would be if I’d been born rich instead of beautiful.
    Rock on baby! 🙂
    Carla

  4. After my week, I entirely approve! Never liked vegetables without protein.

  5. nancyelauzon says:

    Love it 😉

  6. This is the same reason I’ve never been able to eat Mountain Oysters….(calf-fries)

  7. Phil Gayle_For Singles and Couples says:

    Ewwwww Lafem…think I’m going to be sick.

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