The True Meaning of Words in the Dictionary
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I was at the used book store the other day when I came upon a book titled:
“The True Meaning of Words.”
People with corks up their butts have banned this book for decades, but I got my hands on it now and I’m sharing these super-fabulous words with you my dear readers. So here are some of my favorites:
Backbone: A schlong up the butt
Upbeat: A man who masturbates standing up
Brainchild: A 40-year-old man who acts like a kid
Creepologist: A professional creep
Male Enhancement: A man in touch with his feminine side!
Tadpole: A little wee schlong
Technical Virgin: A chick who’s been poked on every orifice except “one“
Rock n Roll: Wham bam thank you ma’am dude who is asleep before you can say “Is that all I get?”
Manx: Girdle for men
Whimsical: Someone who breaks out into song at the moment of climax!
Backwater: Real loose bowel movements
Pristine: A prissy adolescent
Deadwood: A flaccid schlong
Highwayman: A homeless schlong
Dictionary: A book about schlongs
Tenderloin: A bruised schlong
Horrific: A slut who’s terrific in the sack
Hormone: A slut moaning
Horsy: What a slut sees
Hoecake: A chick who pops out of a cake during a bachelor’s party
Howdown: A slut who just fainted
Backhoe: A slut who likes it up the rear
Self-Service: Masturbation
Are you a crazy chick?
© 2013 Lafemmeroar
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Laughing at the malfunction of the universe is better than crying about it.
I love this! It is too damn funny.
Glad you got a chuckle out of it! 🙂
My favorite one was Hoedown but then Horrific is pretty good too. I want to hear more! I laughed out loud for real.
Thanks for sharing
Glad you got a chuckle out of it Carrie! 🙂
I’m sort of smiling and wincing at the same time, hoping I’m not in there somewhere, although “Brainchild” might ring a bell or sixteen
You’re cute Counting … and I bet even cuter at 16! 🙂
I wouldn’t mind having this dictionary.. How well known do you think it is though? I mean I am sometimes described as whimsical… and now i have to wonder … cause i mean.. oh nevermind 😉
did you get my emails?
I’m going to check my Inbox Lizzie!
You vely clazy lady you. So I suppose a “stick up”is not a strong arm robbery ?
lol good one Carl … you “vely clazy” dude! 🙂
MANX!!!!!Buahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha oh yeah it’s right up there with ‘piece of cervix’ baby….Rock on Lafemme, ma sistah by anotha motha! You are so….YOU!
Would you please post this warning: “WARNING! DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING MATERIAL WHILE YOU ARE INGESTING ANY KIND OF BEVERAGE, ESPECIALLY CARBONATED ONES.” Because seriously. I’m old, dudette. I can’t remember that I’m not SUPPOSED to be drinking anything when I read your stuff. Have mercy, I beg you!!
Damn, gurl, 😀
OMG I can’t believe you remember piece of cervix! What a memory 🙂 And I’m happy to cause you a laugh any day … but I’ll try not to do it when you’re drinking carbonated beverages 🙂 Your comment made my night! 🙂
I nearly died of laughter at “horrific”
Also I’m going to use that term of whimsical… all the time now!
I have to admit that “horrific” is my favorite 🙂
I can always count on you to bring a smile to my face and the crazy back in my heart. BTW, love the definition of Whimsical. I thought I was the only one that broke out into showtunes. LOL 🙂
Oh you are truly a crazy chick! 🙂
part of me really liked this….part of me thinks i shouldn’t have….
That’s what I like about you Joe … my posts always make you THINK! 🙂
you bring out my naughter….thoughts
do your thought include naughty diner food? 🙂
what would that be???
🙂