Funny Word Game–Let’s Play Scattergories

Another Oldie and hopefully a goodie: 

Answer the following by using the first letter of your first name: Lafemmeroar

A Song Title: Lady Marmalade by Labelle (Listen while you read the post 🙂

A Color: Lavender

A Place: Ladidaville (A place for people who are brain-dead.)

A Store: Liver Killer Mart (a chain of liquor stores)

A Street Name: Lost in Love Blvd. (Located on the Vegas strip next to the Chapel of Drunken I Dos)

A Famous Female Celebrity: Lucy Lawless

A Famous Male Celebrity: Luke Skywalker  (A-Lister from a galaxy far far away)

A Band Name: Leonard Skin Nerd … oops …Can you guess the band?

A Drink: Lavalixer (1 part Yager, 1 part Schnapps, 1 part Limoncello and a whole lotta desire to get drunk. Mix ingredients, take a deep breath, open your pie hole and drink. Tastes like crap, but the syrupy sweetness doubly activates the alcohol for an instant high.)

A Boy Name: Lucifer (hey he was a kid once)

A Girl Name: Lafemme (I was a kid decades ago)

A Hybrid Car: Lotousine (Hybrid Lotus and Limousine)

A Boring Food: Lettuce (nuff said)

Something found in the bathroom: Los Angeles Magazine (comes in handy when one is out of toilet tissue)

Something found outside: Ladybug (There’s always an annoying chick roaming the streets.)

Something you wear: Lick My Ass Undies (buttless panties –there’s the crotchless– why should the tush be ignored?)

A TV Show Title: “Loserland” aka “Tool Academy” (on VH-1–remember that Schlong LOSER show?)

A Movie Title: “Lusty Lucy Looks for Long Schlongs” (About a chick searching for schlongs like Carrie Bradshaw searches for Choos.)

A Holiday: Lollipopalooza Day (A national holiday when people suck on something sweet on a stick.)

Something you find in the kitchen: Ladle

A Job Title: Laundrarian (One who separates laundry via the dewey decimal system)

A State: Louisiana

A Famous Landmark: Lilliput Library (Famous library housing miniature books.)

A Notorious Person: Lindsay Lohan (Notorious for wasting her talent on booze and drugs.)

A Mood: Lust

A Weapon of Choice: Lance (If men can have long poles, then so can I.)

Something you shout: “LOL”

Reason for being late: Laziness

Book Title: “Lolita” by Vladimir Nabokov (never has perversity been portrayed in such beautiful language) “Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta…” lyrical and disturbing. It’s a good thing Humbert Humbert gets his comeuppance in the end.

Now it’s your turn to Scattergorize 🙂

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