Medical terms you won’t find on WebMD

An old post for my new readers … Enjoy 🙂

Jerkteria: A micro-organism extremely attracted to cells with low-self esteem.

Venereal Idiocy: A lapse in judgement usually due to extreme horniness.

Superficialism: The addiction to surgical procedures that reverse the sign of aging on the outside without reversing the rot on the inside.

Couchanism: One who is addicted to therapy even though they are beyond treatment.

Bedbugging: The constant poking of the person sleeping next to you to see if they’re awake.

SARS (Singles Addicted to Romantic Silliness): Single chicks who are unable to comprehend that in reality knights in shinning armor are full of rust.

ABC (Alternative Birth Control): The act of simultaneous masturbation in lieu of having sex.

Asstipation: The inability to expel the ass who has been clogging your path to happiness.

Schlongballititis: The engorgement of the schlong and balls to the size and color of an eggplant as a result of an allergic reaction to male enhancement products. (You need a visual on this one.)

Wikimedia Commons–Jason7825

InsoMANia: A disorder that makes it difficult to find a nice man.

Worm Ring: Love bites from a man who acts like a minuscule snake.

Anusology: The branch of medicine dealing in the study of individuals who act like poop chutes.

Exerphobia: The fear of movement especially in the doing of sit-ups, cardio, stretching and other physical activity designed to help one lose weight.

Random schlongorgement: A condition where the penis hardens at random sightings of T n A.

BRA Society (Bad Relationship Addicts Society): A support group created by mental health professionals in partnership with online dating sites to help the lovelorn break the cycle of serial monogamy.

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© 2011 Lafemmeroar

About Lafemmeroar
Writer, blogger, humorist. Visit my blog to know more :)) Laughing at the malfunction of the universe is better than crying about it.

21 Responses to Medical terms you won’t find on WebMD

  1. renxkyoko says:

    Awwwww ! I think I have SARS !

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Lol Ren … You do not! 🙂

  2. Have had such a stressful weekend, but your site always brings a smile to my face. We’ve been so busy with preparing The Perfect 7 for publication that we’ve hadn’t had much time to network. But, we always make sure to check out your blog, Lafemme. 🙂

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Thank you so much crazy chicks! The two of you are sooooo wonderful!

  3. 10000movies says:

    You are amazing 🙂

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Thank you 10000 and apologies for the late reply.

  4. I’m smiling. A great list of definitions to savour and enjoy

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Thanks Counting 🙂 Let me know how your book is progressing 🙂

  5. my oh my

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      oh me oh mio …

  6. Phil Gayle_For Singles and Couples says:

    lol! You are one crazy chick…
    Now that looks painful.
    PS: change the link to (open in a new window). 😉

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Thanks Phil … fixed the link … no link 🙂 you’re awesome!

  7. Maxwell says:

    One thing to keep in mind about masturbation, at least for men: the body can produce sperm far more easily than money. Masturbation at least allows you to part easily with the former while keeping the latter, whereas dating/marriage is the opposite. Of course, masturbating in public can result in heavy fines, so that’s to be avoided as it will cost you both.

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      It can be just as easy to part with money … just put me inside a Nordstrom and I’ll be broke and happy with a bunch of new shoes …. but that’s me. 🙂

  8. Whenmysettlement$comesinitis

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      🙂

  9. Xehra says:

    Shit! I’m speechless. 😛

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Speechless is good! Taking it as a complement and thank you so much for not forgetting me even if it does take me a while to publish your comment! 🙂

      • BadGluteus says:

        Why would I ever forget lafemme fatale? Heh.

        • Lafemmeroar says:

          Hmmm…. Bad … some people can’t forget me that’s true … and those who have forgotten me have experienced my fatal charm 🙂

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