Twisted Crossed Words and Coined Phrases
July 19, 2013 6 Comments
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog?
A catty bitch
What’s a crazy person who thinks they’re sane?
A logical loon
What do you do when you see a woman with PMS?
Hide
What do you call a bath in the land of King Midas?
Golden Showers
What is another name for a strip club?
Fool’s paradise
What a chick gets during a threesome.
Double whammy
What do you call a limp schlong?
Pipe down
What do you call a ho in hot water?
Floozie in the jacuzzi
What a couple does while engaging in bondage.
Tie the knot
What’s another term for a boob lift?
Tits up
A sick person passing gas.
Ill-wind
Another term for revenge.
Quid pro quo
What a man does in a strip club.
Pass the buck
What happens when gluttons go to a buffet.
Feeding frenzy
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Whahahahaha …. hysterical
Nice to see you Isadora 🙂
Marvelous and just what I needed on a Monday morning!
Glad I you liked it … it’s always fun to play with words 🙂
HaHaHa, you are so clever!
My twisted mind has it’s moments my favorite photographer! 🙂