Twisted Crossed Words and Coined Phrases

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog?

A catty bitch

What’s a crazy person who thinks they’re sane?

A logical loon

What do you do when you see a woman with PMS?

Hide

What do you call a bath in the land of King Midas?

Golden Showers

What is another name for a strip club?

Fool’s paradise 

What a chick gets during a threesome.

Double whammy

What do you call a limp schlong?

Pipe down

What do you call a ho in hot water?

Floozie in the jacuzzi

What a couple does while engaging in bondage.

Tie the knot

What’s another term for a boob lift?

Tits up

A sick person passing gas.

Ill-wind

Another term for revenge.

Quid pro quo

What a man does in a strip club.

Pass the buck

What happens when gluttons go to a buffet.

Feeding frenzy

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About Lafemmeroar
Writer, blogger, humorist. Visit my blog to know more :)) Laughing at the malfunction of the universe is better than crying about it.

6 Responses to Twisted Crossed Words and Coined Phrases

  1. Whahahahaha …. hysterical

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Nice to see you Isadora 🙂

  2. Marvelous and just what I needed on a Monday morning!

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      Glad I you liked it … it’s always fun to play with words 🙂

  3. Patti Kuche says:

    HaHaHa, you are so clever!

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      My twisted mind has it’s moments my favorite photographer! 🙂

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