Inventive thoughts … from a Crazy Chick

Great inventions from great minds:

Popsicle: In 1905 Frank Epperson left his soft drink with a stirring stick inside it out in the cold and the next day voilà the “Eppsicle” now known as a popsicle was created.

**What do you get when you leave a horny dude out in the cold all night long? A “cocksicle.”

Potato Chips: In 1853, Native american chef George Crum was working at a restaurant when he decided to play a joke on a customer who kept sending back their plate of potatoes for being cut too thick. What’s a Crum to do? Well he cut the tatters super thin, fried, salted and served them. The finicky eater loved them and hello “Saratoga chips” aka potato chips was born. This evil source of carby-fatty goodness is loved by junk food junkies everywhere.

**What do you get when you put potato chips in your mouth? Cottage cheese butt and thighs.

Velcro:  Swiss engineer George de Mestral was walking through a field of weeds in 1948 when he found a bunch of cocklebur stuck on his clothes. He examined the bur under a microscope and the configuration of the fibers inspired him to create Velcro eight years later.

**What do you get when you wear velcro? A sticky fashion disaster … see this clip:

 

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