Childhood Aspirations of a Crazy Chick

When Lafemme was a teeny-weeny kid

she often thought about what

she would be good at when she grew up.

What did you want to be? 🙂

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Writer, blogger, humorist. Visit my blog to know more :)) Laughing at the malfunction of the universe is better than crying about it.

22 Responses to Childhood Aspirations of a Crazy Chick

  1. renxkyoko says:

    I wanted to be a nun. He he he ( That’s true, though.)

  2. Deborah the Closet Monster says:

    My mom used to say she could rent me out as a dominatrix. This made her friends laugh, but made me surly. Even when I read the dictionary definition, I didn’t get it … but it sure does make me laugh now. 🙂

    • Lafemmeroar says:

      lmao!!!!!! The good thing about a dominatrix is the you don’t have to have sex with a man…you just need to humiliate them…that’s how they get their rocks off! That’s a plan B for me if life every went waaaaaay doooowwwwnnnn sooouuttthh!!!! Disclaimer: Lafemmeroar does not hate men….nor does she like humiliating them … but it sure would be fun to give the bad schlongs their comeuppance…

  3. Good question … I wanted to be a professional ice skater. Getting dizzy while twirling cut that dream right away. I’m glad … limited amount of guy skaters on my side of the rink …. wonder if I would have skated to the other side. 😍

  4. I was torn–concert violinist or stand-up comic. My mother said I should be a doctor because they make more money. So I compromised; I dropped out of school after 9th grade and joined a band. Which is why I now have the dubious reputation among my friends as the most perennially under-employed person they know. Mom couldn’t be more proud.

  5. I wanted to be a ballerina, then I wanted to be a Civil Rights Lawyer. True Story

  6. gotmeghan says:

    Lol oh my gosh! I wanted to be a firefighter. I still have no idea why, but now I think I somehow knew firefighters are hot without even knowing it back then. 😀

  7. I’ve always viewed you with affection, and that continues, but given your new ambition, I am hesitating to ask you round for coffee

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