I Touch Myself

October 8, 2014 4 Comments

Ever have an out-of-body experience when you feel the bliss of solitude in a room full of people?

I was standing in line at the post office and out of boredom I started singing this song.

The woman in front of me interrupted my moment when she turned around and glared at me with a disgusted look on her face.

So I smiled at her and said:

“I’m only singing about it, but I wish I were doing it.”

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Writer, blogger, humorist. Visit my blog to know more :)) Laughing at the malfunction of the universe is better than crying about it.

4 Responses to I Touch Myself

  1. Valentine Logar says:
    October 8, 2014 at 6:53 pm

    I recommend carrying battery operated toys in your purse and turning them on in public. Watch the looks you get.

    Reply
  2. The Wandering Mind says:
    October 19, 2014 at 1:47 pm

    That is an awesomely blunt and hilarious response.

    Reply
  3. Lafemmeroar says:
    October 19, 2014 at 3:18 pm

    Direct is best 🙂

    Reply

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