I Touch Myself

Ever have an out-of-body experience when you feel the bliss of solitude in a room full of people?

I was standing in line at the post office and out of boredom I started singing this song.

The woman in front of me interrupted my moment when she turned around and glared at me with a disgusted look on her face.

So I smiled at her and said:

I’m only singing about it, but I wish I were doing it.”

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© 2014 Lafemmeroar

About Lafemmeroar
Writer, blogger, humorist. Visit my blog to know more :)) Laughing at the malfunction of the universe is better than crying about it.

4 Responses to I Touch Myself

  1. I recommend carrying battery operated toys in your purse and turning them on in public. Watch the looks you get.

  2. That is an awesomely blunt and hilarious response.

  3. Lafemmeroar says:

    Direct is best 🙂

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