Appetite Control On Thanksgiving
November 3, 2014 9 Comments
The holiday eating frenzy will begin soon.
If you’re worried about gaining weight this Thanksgiving, don’t fret.
I’ve got some tips on how to curb your appetite on turkey day 🙂
Tip 1: Argue with a relative you hate!
The anger and stress will have you
reaching for the booze instead of the food.
Tip 2: Imagine that big bowl of buttery mashed potatoes
is a big plate of LARD!
If you don’t, then you’ll end up singing the
“Lard-Ass of Seville” instead of “Jingle Bells” come Christmas.
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Tip 3: If you like turkey butt
remember what came out of it
before the stuffing was pushed in it!
Tip 4: That pumpkin pie will turn your figure
into the shape of an orange.
You’ll have to do lots of “juicing”
getting yourself back into shape. 
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Those tips are useful everywhere. I’ve actually been invited to a Thanksgiving dinner by an American friend, so I shall bear this wise advice in mind 🙂
Only if you have an uncontrollable appetite for big birds and carbs 🙂
Excellent tips! My tip: it’s easier for me to not eat then to stop eating (apply this to chips or nuts or dessert). Once I get a taste of something, I can’t stop. But If I have the self-control to just say no, I’m good!
Yup, I can look at a bag of chips, but one chip and it’s all over… rather…I’ll finish the whole bag–family size!
🙂
Thankfully I don’t love most holiday foods, think most are not fit for consumption. The booze though, that will add to the waistline and make you argue more with relatives you hate. Problem with that one.
Booze is a troublemaker and makes the holidays that more memorable 🙂
hahah the first one!!! i just went shopping instead lol
Ha ha … these posts are based on true REALITY! 🙂