Twisted Crossed Words and Coined Phrases

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog?

A catty bitch

What’s a crazy person who thinks they’re sane?

A logical loon

What do you do when you see a woman with PMS?

Hide

What do you call a bath in the land of King Midas?

Golden Showers

What is another name for a strip club?

Fool’s paradise 

What a chick gets during a threesome.

Double whammy

What do you call a limp schlong?

Pipe down

What do you call a ho in hot water?

Floozie in the jacuzzi

What a couple does while engaging in bondage.

Tie the knot

What’s another term for a boob lift?

Tits up

A sick person passing gas.

Ill-wind

Another term for revenge.

Quid pro quo

What a man does in a strip club.

Pass the buck

What happens when gluttons go to a buffet.

Feeding frenzy

Get the CCC Badge

Join the Crazy Chicks Club.

Click here if you’re a Crazy Freak.

Visit my fan page on Facebook.

© 2017 Lafemmeroar