ME
I reveal my soul and my thoughts except for my identity to protect the guilty. If you’re a single woman out there and I do mean out there who’s wondering what the hell happened to my life, then WELCOME to my world!
Since I have no voice in the real world, I decided that the “safest” way to rant and rave for the sake of my sanity is to write it down here with the hopes that I find other kindred souls out there who identify and appreciate what I have to say.
So, thank you for reading this and I hope you come back for more.
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Lafemmeroar 
after reading your blogs, i am in love with my singlehood all over again. your posts are very enjoyable. i am so glad that i subscribed to your blog. keep ’em coming 🙂
Thank you … and I will. I’m also on Twitter :)) Yes, singledom is about the possibilities of that someone else …
I’m not single, and I’m not a woman so how did I get here?
LOVE your style. Keep writing with that twist. ; )
Thanks. I’m glad someone appreciates what I have to say. I’m not always kind to men in my articles, but I’m an equal opportunity criticizer. Come back soon.
Oh, am loving your blog.
Followed you over from your hilarious comment at Anna Leffler’s….FUNNY HUMOROUS…what else could I want? Everything I love in a blogger here.
You have made my day! I wish everyday could be like this :)) Thanks so much.
The blog is funny and witty!! I happened to randomly read one post and love it and now am spending the rest of my time reading other posts.
If being single and studying English literature could let me write like this one day – well, YAY =)!
You have made my day!!!!!!!! Thank you so much. And “my dear” you are well ahead of me when I was 18. At that age all I thought about was what I was going to wear the next day, which classes I’d skip, and if I was going to fight with my boyfriend or not. Silly girl … silly days … good memories.
Okay, you know I had to pop by and see who dropped by my blog. Well, hello! We have something else in common other than the getting-buzzed-is-a-good-thing. Both of us also gave ourselves a voice with our blogs. I, however, recently came out of the closet and introduced myself to everyone. SCARY! Ah well…I’m kicking ass, taking names, and holding no prisoners. I’m getting to old for that shit. I’m going to have to circulate and read some of your stuff. Thanks for popping by my place!
I’m in the closet to protect the innocent (me). Circulate and read and I hope you come back 🙂
You’re such a good writer….I think I’m becoming addicted to your blog. LOVE IT!!
Aw thank you so much. People like you inspire to write …
Exactly my thoughts when I joined the blog….a voice and kindred spirits….out of curiosity,what does lafemmeroar actually mean?
This might be another brainstorming discussion lolol.
la femme (woman/feminine traits) roar (big mouth).
I try to curtail my mouth in life, but it’s difficult so I need a place to roar.
Yes, I’m seeking out kindred spirits. While we’re all unique I believe we have the common desire for laughter or the need to laugh. I hope so 🙂
Boop da Boop! Hi!!! I see you bouncing around the community so I thought I would come by and say hiiiii (after of course reading your interview with Ruthie). So, anyway, I am Jenna @ We’re Jumpin’ and I have subscribed to your blog 🙂 I will be back to read more… ttfn
Hi Jenna 🙂 Welcome and thank you for subscribing.
i have just subscribed to your blog and look forward to going through and reading more of your posts. You are a fantastic writer. x
Thank you very much. You have no idea how much I needed to hear that today. 🙂
Lafemmeroar,
thanks for the like and I appreciate that you have stopped by to even look. I plan on reading more of your post keep up the good work.
blaqueberri
Thank you for stopping by. I hope you get a few chuckles from reading my posts and I hope to see you again soon 🙂
You’re too good to me married!
Your blog seems lovely. Sorry for not being helpful.
Aw thank you very much. I guess I don’t have to be married to share my life and grow old with someone I love 🙂
O, I want to grow old with people I love.
Too bad it’s hard to do so without being married to them.
lol you’re crazy … my kind of reader 🙂
I think wanting to grow old with my friends is my least crazy quality. But if you say so, I’d never protest.
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Hey Lady,
I always enjoy reading your stuff. I check in every so often, sometimes for a laugh and sometimes to get some inspiration for my own writing. Thank you for being true to yourself. It is a rare quality that many people claim and few actually practice, like street smarts or not caring what other people think. Thanks again for keeping us interested and entertained.
Sincerely, john
It’s a struggle being true to my self, but my most important relationship is with me after all. I always intend to give entertaining chuckles, but if I can throw in some inspiration then that’s a plus. Your comment has made my day 🙂
Thanks for swinging by my blog and commenting. I’m a married gal, but am loving your blog.
Thanks for dropping by and hope you come back 🙂
Here’s a married boy (in the soul, at least)…in some ways, so not your reader… but I love your posts and your style–. So funny and true.
Thanks for sharing and kicking ass!!!! ❤
@moofiefate
Aw thank you so much. I try to stay true to my “vision” of the world and hope that it somewhat aligns with readers. BTW, you don’t have to be single to read my blog … you just have to be open and ready for chuckles 🙂 Thanks for stopping by and commenting. Sometimes I doubt what I’m doing here on WP, but when I get comments I remember that I began this because I wanted to connect with others. Okay, I’m “anonymous” but I’m glad that I entertain a bit and I’m glad that I’ve gotten to meet so many other bloggers and readers who really have enriched my “digital life.”
Although I am finally married at this point in time, I do miss those single days! Living alone and being single were the best years of my young life. I am happy now, but its important for women to enjoy their single lives because once they are over, you miss them to peices!
I’m glad you found your love as I’m still in search of mine (where is he already?). There’s always girls’ night out … Thanks for reading and subscribing.
Hi there Lafem. I am nominating you for ‘The Versatile Blogger Award’ I am not sure if you have won it before. But if there ever was a blogger that fit the bill for Versatile, you have got to be it!
You probably know the award comes with a whole ‘your mission if you choose to accept it…’ routine
Check out the latest post on Slaves for the dope
Ah it seems like a “mission impossible,” but I accept the mission slaves inc. Thank you sooo much for nominating me! I will check it out 🙂
Well I guess you are TOO Popular because I did the same! I always look forward to reading your blog, and in that spirit I nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award. Details are in my post at http://wp.me/p1EiAO-cf Following the award guidelines, the post includes the other nominees that I feel are a must read and a little bit about their blogs. At the end of the post are the instructions for picking up your award and a graphic suitable for framing, if you have a teeny tiny frame.
Note: As an extra bonus, there’s a picture of me in the post when I was a Catholic Altar Boy. It’s a convenient wallet sized photo ready to print and carry as a constant reminder of how life can go oh so horribly wrong.
@Alanschuyler
Oh thank you zoo fun for nominating me. I’m honored that you thought of me. I’m going to follow the rules of the award, but I think that I’m going to do something a bit different as well … after all I’ll try to live up to the award and be versatile 🙂 Oh I need to see you as a Catholic Altar Boy. Why did life go wrong after being an altar boy? Maybe God punished you for eating the communion wafers? 🙂
@Lafemm, Life went wrong in the sense that the little altar boy started to question the world and question authority. It was mostly wrong from their viewpoint, not mine. It was very right for me. If I was punished it was for drinking the sacramental wine and building little campfires in the sacristy with the incense cubes! Good times!
Hey Lady! I just wanted to let you know I nominated you for a bloggers choice award! http://bloggerschoiceawards.com/
Oh Thank you sooo much! This must be my week 🙂
Hi, I have nominated you for ‘The versatile blogger’. Wouldn’t be complete without listing you– http://findin42.wordpress.com/2011/10/02/yeah-baby-ill-show-u-versatile-part-ii/
Aw thank you sooooo much! I love it. You are one of my first readers and subscribers and it makes me feel really good that you thought of me. Blogging is such a wonderful world isn’t it? Thank you again 🙂 wooo hoooo!
Hi Lafemme… long time but just was missing you and thought I’d stop by to say hello! Hope ure doing good.Take care,
Sparky laurie
I’m always here whenever you feel like clicking by 🙂 We’ll always be crazy chicks together.
Added a link to you in my latest post and on my blogroll. My readers will love you!
Thank you! You’ve made my Monday morning cheery.
Hi Lafeme something I came across and just wanted to share: “Here’s to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes… the ones who see things differently — they’re not fond of rules… You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can’t do is ignore them because they change things… they push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do.” – Think Different, narrated by Steve Jobs
I’m going to post this on the CCC chat 🙂 Thanks sparky …
Here’s the link with narration by Steve Jobs you may upload it in videos if you like it.
thanks 🙂
Not like you don’t already have a couple, but I couldn’t help but award it back to you… I think you deserve it, so add this one to your pile!!!
The Versatile Blogger Award…. that is definitely
you baby.
Zo
Thanks so much Zoe. It means a lot to me that my readers enjoy the blog. BTW, I just visited yours and you did an awesome job in describing the nominees and a big CONGRATULATIONS to you!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello, would you mind being my guest blogger on my blog as part of my grade for my internet marketing class?
Sure why not! Just tell me the details 🙂
Yay you subscribed to my blog!!! 😀
great blog i love your humor LOL
Thank you Eva for visiting and commenting. Glad my humor is appreciated … 🙂
L F R 🙂 thank you very much for subscribing to my blog, i thought you already had 🙂
You’re welcome. I thought I had as well, it’s WP wigging out I guess.
I just now realized when I moved blogs, your link wasn’t added…anywhere. What the hell? It’s on the blog page now 🙂
Oh cool 🙂
Hello There!
Thanks for stopping by Shadows of Love. You have LOADS for me to check out. I will be back. Judging from all the comments your posts generate, it seems that this is the place to be.
Hi Debbie,
I’ve been blogging for about six months and it’s been wonderful. I have the most funny and interesting readers. Their comments are even funnier than my posts. 🙂 Lots of diversity going on here …
i like this
HI Aconoria,
Welcome to my blog and I’m glad you like … 🙂
I am just calling by to thank you for taking the time
to read and click on the like option in my Space, you
are welcome to call by again and offer your thoughts
on any of my Scripts and extra pages 🙂
I will be calling back here again soon, and in the
meantime I will take the opportunity of adding you
to my blogroll, don’t worry if I don’t click to follow
you as I hardly follow anyone, indeed I simply use
my blogroll to visit everyone that I can, and my
reasoning for not clicking on the follow option is
that WordPress have a fetish for sending e mails
on everyone that posts anything, and this way
helps to cut down on the many e mails I receive…
I am sorry for waffling on, but
just wanted you to know that…
Have a lovely Tuesday my friend 🙂
Androgoth
Thank you for including me in your blogroll 🙂 I’ll certainly visit your site again as well 🙂
I have nominated you for the award please have a look as given below; http://justsimplyinlove.wordpress.com/2011/11/19/the-liebster-blog-award/
Thank you
Regards,
Zahir
Wow!!!!!! Thank you. I’ll have to visit your site. I’ve been away for a day or so, but I’m back now 🙂 You’re awesome to think of me 🙂
You are most welcome…… 🙂
🙂 You are simply a very generous blogger …thank you.
Hey, you were recommended to me by Bitter. Just wanted to pop by and say hi. I’ll peruse your site as soon as I’m done with work. (Not supposed to be online right now…hee…hee…)
Hi Raine 🙂 Welcome and please check me out after work … you sneaky thing. Make sure to clear your cookies and your comp history 🙂 in case those IT spies are watching … 🙂
Hi girl, I too have nominated you for The Versatile Blog award. Please check the link http://theway2fullconsciousness.com/2011/12/03/versatile-blogger-award/
Veeh.
Thank you Veeh. I’m honored.
Wow, your blog really seems to have grown massively in popularity since I last looked! Glad to see you’re doing well and good luck with the Bloggers’ Choice nomination.
Hi Stewie!
I can’t believe it either. Since the CCC I’ve also started the Crazy Freaks Club and most recently the B.A.D. Club. This blog has given me so much in terms of insight, entertainment and an outlet for my convoluted noodle. I hope you’re doing well and happy holidays!
Have a wonderful Christmas girl 😉
Thank you Veeh and you have a good one as well. Thanks for being such a great blogger and I’m so glad we connected this year 🙂
I share the same sentiments ;)Thanks for the many laughs. Looking forward to better times in 2012…
Happy New Year 2012,,,, have fun 🙂
Thank you and may 2012 bring you lots of joyous days and nights 🙂
good job :))
go ahead, make my day 😀
Oh Shrook … I will try to make your day a few times a week or at least on every post I publish 🙂 Thank you for visiting my little blog 🙂
You may have one of these blog awards already, but now you’ll have the new, shiny version too. Love your blog…
http://thelifeofjwo.wordpress.com/2012/01/07/acceptance-is-the-first-step/
Oh JWo … I wake up and see you comment. I’m so happy and I can never have too many awards. It’s a priceless gift from my readers letting me know that I’m appreciated. So, thank you so much for thinking of me. 🙂
iLike your blog! 🙂 Thanks for visiting! 😀
And thank you for your visit. I look forward to reading more of your posts 🙂
I am just calling by to see what you are up to this evening, probably something extremely wicked with a hint of naughty but then again why not? 🙂 Have a lovely rest of evening and as it will soon be the weekend I wish you a wonderful time 🙂 Be wicked now 🙂
Androgoth Xx
I’ll do my best Androgoth 🙂
Thanks so much for stopping by my blog. I’m so glad you discovered me, so I could discover you! I’m looking forward to reading much more. Off I go to do just that.
Welcome to my blog Bachelorette 🙂
Nominated you for the versatile blogger award babe 🙂
Thank you ajonespua 🙂
Congratulations!
I’ve nominated you for The Versatile Blogger Award for your amazing posts that I adore!
Get details on how to pay it forward and claim your award here:
Thank you xoxo 🙂 I’m so glad that you like the chaos of my universe. I try to keep things clean but an occasional “schlong” post will slip through the cracks of my noodle 🙂
Haha….hey, it’s funny so it’s all good!
Have been following but a 62 year old does not have comment stuff in mind for interviews but remain on the lookout for your humor and rants.
I’ll do my best to increase my humor and rants Carl … I guess I’ve been in a humorless good mood lately. I hope that will change this week 🙂
Talk, talk. I demand action.
You got your action Carl. Thanks for sticking by me even when I’m MIA 🙂
Tag, you’re it! (: http://wp.me/p1ZzKz-Jq
How exciting … another tag 🙂
Thanks for liking my post for Cranberry Raspberry Bars. It really is delicious. I hope you try it sometime. If you do, please let me know how it turns out for you.
With the holidays coming up … I plan to do lots of baking for my nieces and nephews and I think they will love that recipe 🙂
I think it would be tasty with blackberry or blueberry jam as well as raspberry. And I guess I got the name wrong, that was coconut raspberry bars! That’s what I get for having TOO many recipes!
Pretty tasty recipes I’m sure 🙂
Really sassy blog, You have a wicked wit 🙂 look forward to joining you in your adventures!
Thank you Julie and nice to meet you 🙂 We try to sass our way into laughing at the malfunction of the universe around “here” … see you soon 🙂
Glad to be here…you tell it like it is…
Yes I do … it’s the craziness talking 🙂
Hi, I really enjoy your blog and have nominated you for the Sunshine Award
Oh thank you so much live blissful! I am so honored. I think this is my first Sunshine Award “:)
Hello there! First of all thanks for visiting 10000movies. Although I am not a woman, I find many things in common. Keep sharing your thoughts 🙂
Take care
Thank you! I will keep on being a Crazy Chick who laughs at the malfunction of the universe. Since you have a movie site … my two fav movies are “Persona” and “A Christmas Story” … pretty opposite I know, but that’s just how my noodle rolls 🙂
Better to laugh at than to cry for as pointed out! “Persona” is indeed an amazing movie. I dunno how I missed “A Christmas Story”! Will check it out! Thanks 🙂
OMG I’m a film freak, but “A Christmas Story” is the quintessential holiday movie for me 🙂 Just an FYI on some of my fav films …
Open Range: I’m not much for westerns, but Kevin Costner really achieved something great in this film. I think the film is highly under-rated in the western genre. The writing, cinematography we stellar–the camera angles and many of the shots seemed like an homage to “Citizen Kane” …
Damage: Jeremy Irons is the only guy who can play such a dark role …
Lars and the Real Girl: Where can you see a movie that makes a “sex doll” endearing?
The Moderns: This one is soooo stylishly sexy with a tongue in cheek flair …
Raise the Red Lantern: Simply stunning and tragic
This is the shoooooort list …. real short, but thought I’d share. 🙂
Well, I am a film freak too 🙂
A post in 10000movies amounts to one fifth of the movies I see. You know how it is: sometimes, the mood to post is not there…It should be a joy and not an obsession after all 🙂
By sharing your short list you gave me an idea…
Will get back 🙂
OMG … that list in NOOOOOT EVEN INDICATIVE OF MY TWISTED NOODLE. We should play a game … of this somehow! 🙂
One of my fav docs is “Let’s Get Lost” have you ever heard of it? Saw it eons ago … it was me and six other people in the theater … I think you can see it on You Tube now.
Just wanted to ask and keep forgetting: “Lafemmeroar” is a short for “Life makes me roar”? May be I missed the definition somewhere in your blog 🙂
Anyway, it does make roar from time to time!
Lafemme = Chick
Roar = is what my twisted noodle does
🙂
Hope you enjoyed that meal last night…it did make me hungry. 😉
For the next two days I will be busy planning on what I will bring to my brother’s for Thanksgiving: vegan chocolate cupcakes, stuffed mushrooms, hummus, and the yam/kale/mushroom dish. I’ll probably have some turkey … one thing for sure is that I know I’m gonna be having me some BOOZE!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂
Emmm,,,,now having a bit of a sweet tooth…cakes and pastries are my weakness. 😉
As for the booze…I’m sure your a sensible drinker honey. 😛
that…”you’re” not “your”…must stop doing that…my bad! 😉
I try to be sensible, but the noodle wants to add the “in” 🙂
Lol!…very good…witty and intelligent…wonderful combination…be back round soon…remember my fresh fish. 😉
Sushi or sashimi? 🙂
Lol! stopped eating rice a few years back and prefer my fish cooked… 😛
I eat brown rice now. In fact I’m prepping this morning and putting together stuffed mushroom with brown rice and vegan cream cheese (awesome stuff … tastes just like the real thing!)
What brand is that vegan cream cheese? We use a Soya based one.
Please send me a link singlesandcouples@gayleservices.com
Thanks. 😉
It’s Tofutti: http://www.tofutti.com/btcc-nonhyd.shtml it’s my first time trying it. I put some on celery sticks for dinner last night and it was good. Not as tangy and salty as dairy cream cheese. For me it reminded me of creme fraiche! But that’s just my crazy taste buds I guess 🙂
That dairy free Cream cheese is the same one we use but in different packaging…I could definitely have dinner at yours. 🙂
OMG! I just made the stuffing for my mushroom: mushroom tips, onions, garlic and brown rice seasoned with a bit of oregano, nutritional yeast and pepper. Then I embraced it with a dollop full of vegan cream cheese. The taste is so decadently heavenly … it took me to a place I’ve never been before. I need to stuff those mushrooms quick before I eat the filling … it’s that good! Seriously I am not only a crazy chick … but I’m freakin’ CRAZY GENIOUS! Ain’t I modest? 🙂
Crazy genius…where’s my dinner invite? lol!
I’ll email you a plate 🙂
Just like you, even I don’t have voice in the real world, for when I raise my voice I’m compelled to suppress it. Thanks to all the entrepreneurs who have created such a thing called ‘blog’. Otherwise our life would have been very difficult.
You have a nice page 🙂
Thanks Ramu! Blogging does give us a voice and it certainly gives my crazy noodle an outlet 🙂
I don’t remember how I got here.
But I know I have to stay tuned ..we’re on the same wavelenght:)
Hi Buttafly! It’s late on my side of the world, but I’m so glad that you want to stay tuned … I know you won’t mind the ramblings of my twisted noodle … if you’re a chick and you’re crazy, then you should join my club! 🙂
Nice to meet you too Lafemmeroar … and show me a woman who hasn’t wanted to rant away… 🙂
Wishing you a beautiful Day …. 🙂
Thanks for visiting “ME” Sue! 🙂 Yeah ranting can be orgasmic! 🙂
Could’nt let the year end without saying how much I’ve enjoyed nearly meeting you and reading your Blog. You and your writings are one of the things which gave me a real lift and a laugh in 2012. I wish you every happiness and a fruitful 2013
Thank you so much for your gracious words 🙂 Happy 2013 to you as well and I know that you will continue to write your insightful essays about life! 🙂
Congrats! You’ve won an award!! http://lifeofalovergirl.wordpress.com/2013/07/28/trying-to-keep-my-sparkle/
Oh Life of a Love Girl. Thank you so much for the honor!
Scoop stands ready to help you launch an investigation into finding your life! When did you last see it? Where did it like to hang out, and with who? Was there a ransom note?
Seriously, I hope you find what it is you are looking for in your life and yourself. I appreciate the visit and welcome you back anytime…
Scoop
Me too and thanks for visiting. You’ll find clues through my posts. 🙂
Very good info. I’ll be back to “look around” for sure!
Enjoy your day today,
Scoop
Thanks Scoop 🙂
Absolutely my pleasure! You and I’ll will cross paths again soon…
Scoop
I’m just a click away and so are you 🙂
It’s nice to “click” isn’t it!
Scoop
What a great way to get me to read a number of your posts! Smart…
😉
Scoop
I’m sneaky that way 🙂
Sneaky, eh. Can also be a good thing to be when preserving your true identity…
Now what if I put it all together? Haw…take that!
Scoop
If you can “Sherlock” it all together, then you get a prize! 🙂
Perhaps a Pulitzer? That’d look good on my TV tray, right next to my “Silver Mic!” And Sherlock was sure a great guy. That’s why a safe company named their best model after him..the “Sherlock-er.”
It lacks imagination but it once closed, it kept things all locked up, just like Sherlock’s captives!
Keep that wonderful smile going…
Scoop
I try to smile every day even when I want to pout! 🙂
A very good personal policy indeed. They say that can actually help you really feel better.
Enjoy your night/day and we’ll talk again soon.
Scoop
Ah…what a great way to get me to read a lot of your posts! Smart…
Scoop
What about if it’s just a professorish professor?
That’ll work Prof 🙂
So, I would like to know… What do you and your followers think of Simon de Beauvoir’s “The Second Sex”? http://frankjpeter.com/2013/02/14/required-reading-simone-de-beauvoir-the-second-sex/
Can you give me your email at my ” contact me ” page please at poets corner.
Hope you got my email Harry.
Thanks for stopping by my http://www.quirkybooks.wordpress.com blog. I love my single life. I am very romantic and every year I celebrate being single on Valentine’s day. You can read past posts about it on my blog. I also go away to London a lot on my own. I date myself, take myself out for meals and to the cinema, and love my life. There is a post on my blog about – do you date yourself?
Every other Saturday night 🙂