Are you a gardener with a black thumb? What you need is some good quality crap for your dirt.
But why waste your dough buying fertilizer when you can make your own? My “Ferti-Liar” compost recipe will transform even the most barren soil into rich fertile ground.

- Wikimedia Commons — Mariegriffiths at en.wikipedia
“Ferti-Liar” Compost Recipe
♦ 1 really big container
♦ a hell of a lot of garden debris (dry leaves, small bark , grass clippings and etc)
♦ food trash (egg shells, rinds and peels, and coffee grounds)
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