Here are 10 signs that say the guy you’re with is NOT the guy for YOU:
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The word “commitment” isn’t in his vocabulary: But he knows how to say “no strings sex” and “I need to see other people” in 5 different languages.
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He’s still looking for himself: If he’s lost, then you’ll never find love with him.
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He’s exactly like your ex-boyfriend: This one is a no-brainer … DUH!
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His words don’t match his actions: He says you’re the only woman for him, while his eyes fixate on the blonde bombshell and her knockers.
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You don’t speak the same language: You say potato–he says potaTOH. You say relationship–he says bootie call. Oh just call the whole thing off. Read more of this post
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My track record in relationships hasn’t been stellar.
The ghost of Christmas Past woke me up one night
to haunt me about the way I treated my ex-boyfriends.
I guess he wanted me to see the error of my ways.

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I was talking to my friend the other day and I mentioned that I’d been in a rather moody mood. When was the last time you got any he asked. Any what? (I was playing dumb) You know … sex … he said. Oh that …Well that’s kind of a tricky question I said. That means no he said and added that’s because you’re a dragon lady.
I couldn’t argue with him on that one … it’s not the first time I’ve been called a “fire breather.” Read more of this post
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