Childhood Aspirations of a Crazy Chick
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the more you eat the less you’ll weigh the drive-thru lane always gets your order right there are no cosmetic surgeons because wrinkles don’t exist children are happy, loved, nurtured and educated soldiers will carry tambourines and daisies instead of guns and bombs politicians will think about the people instead of the next election I can have an orgasm just by thinking about it and it will last for as long as I want it to … Lady Gaga looks human and not like an alien Read more of this post
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the more you eat the less you’ll weigh
the drive-thru lane always gets your order right
there are no cosmetic surgeons because wrinkles don’t exist
children are happy, loved, nurtured and educated
soldiers will carry tambourines and daisies instead of guns and bombs
politicians will think about the people instead of the next election
I can have an orgasm just by thinking about it and it will last for as long as I want it to …
Lady Gaga looks human and not like an alien Read more of this post