Melancholy Monday

I’m on my third cup of coffee and I’m still having a hard time shaking the Monday melancholia. I have projects to finish, errands to “execute,” people to see and ideas to ruminate.  So, what I will do is imagine that I’m a warrior conquering the things I hate to do  for eight hours a day. Then reward myself with something really orgasmic to eat and sneak a blog post  here and there. This doesn’t mean that I don’t encounter formidable nemeses throughout the week. Rude and irrational people plucker my bitchy side and I have a boss that would make Cruella De Vil seem like Mary Poppins. The advantage of getting older is that time moves on fast forward. It’s time to take on the week.

Here’s a video from the Bangles …

Your weekly warrior,

Lafemmeroar

© 2011 Lafemmeroar

Orgasmic Foods

Sometimes it’s sinful, and sometimes it’s comforting. But it’s always a pleasure. I can do it alone, with a friend, or with a group. Eating makes me happy and I refuse to deny myself. I’m not promiscuous about it, but now and then I want to feel something deliciously fabulous inside my mouth. Orgasmic foods make me smile, it makes me feel naughty, and it nourishes my soul. Here’s a list of my  all time favorites:

Image via The Cheesecake Factory

A piece of the Cheesecake Factory’s Dulce de Leche Cheesecake always make me feel decadent. Sometimes I share, but I’m possessive most of the time. I try to take it slow at first, but it’s hard to hold myself back with something this good. When taking the first bite, I close my eyes and imagine myself in heaven.

Bossa Nova Waffle Sundae photo from Yelp

I was bi-curious about the mingling of hot and cold sweetness, but the Bossa Nova Waffle Sundae from Fred 62 in Los Angeles, Ca is a testament that going both ways is the ultimate pleasure. I dig in quick before the warm freshly made waffle totally melts the whipped cream and vanilla bean ice cream.

Image via the K Spot

Sweet potato fries will put freedom fries to shame. Each bite jolts my gastronomic senses into multi-orgasmic overdrive. When I’ve finished my share on the plate, my lust for more sweet and salty goodness compels me to double dip into a friend’s share when they’re not looking.

Image via Food Network

Meant to be enjoyed long and slow, polenta lasagna is a level above pasta lasagna. I always come back for seconds of this comfort food and it’s especially good the next day when all the flavors have gotten to know each other a little better.

Image via Kozy Shack

My addiction to rice pudding has been going on for years and Kozy Shack Rice Pudding is an easy and delicious fix for nights when I just want to eat in bed and watch episodes of Law and Order.  Each spoonful is full of familiar flavors that just makes me smile and feel all comfy and squishy inside.

What’s your orgasmic food list?

Orgasmically yours,

Lafemmeroar

© 2011 Lafemmeroar

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