From Hell to Pleasure–A Poem
October 26, 2013 12 Comments

Oh no! Save me!
laughing at the malfunction of the universe is better than crying about it
October 26, 2013 12 Comments
Oh no! Save me!
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June 24, 2013 14 Comments
He’s hurt you. Your heart feels like hamburger meat that’s been thrown to the dogs and your self-esteem has gone on vacation on the lonely island of self-pity. We’ve all been through the hell of hurt by a bad SCHLONG. And yes, despite the benevolence of heart we try to embody, it feels damn good to ruminate on the malevolence of REVENGE.
I’ve often ruminated on the orgasmic thought of getting even. And if we didn’t have the police and if there weren’t such a thing as Karma, or a conscience—oh the things I would have liked to do to some of the SCHLONGS I’ve known.
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October 27, 2012 12 Comments
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October 20, 2012 13 Comments
Oh no! Save me!
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January 6, 2012 45 Comments
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October 23, 2011 56 Comments
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