Twisted Crossed Words and Coined Phrases
July 23, 2017 3 Comments
The True Meaning of Words in the Dictionary
April 1, 2014 17 Comments
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I was at the used book store the other day when I came upon a book titled:
“The True Meaning of Words.”
People with corks up their butts have banned this book for decades, but I got my hands on it now and I’m sharing these super-fabulous words with you my dear readers. So here are some of my favorites:
Backbone: A schlong up the butt
Upbeat: A man who masturbates standing up
Brainchild: A 40-year-old man who acts like a kid
Creepologist: A professional creep
Male Enhancement: A man in touch with his feminine side!Â
Tadpole: A little wee schlong
Technical Virgin: A chick who’s been poked on every orifice except “one“ Read more of this post
Twisted Crossed Words and Coined Phrases
July 19, 2013 6 Comments
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog?
A catty bitch
What’s a crazy person who thinks they’re sane?
A logical loon
What do you do when you see a woman with PMS?
Hide
What do you call a bath in the land of King Midas? Read more of this post
Medical terms you won’t find on WebMD
April 8, 2013 21 Comments
An old post for my new readers … Enjoy 🙂
Jerkteria: A micro-organism extremely attracted to cells with low-self esteem.
Venereal Idiocy: A lapse in judgement usually due to extreme horniness.
Superficialism: The addiction to surgical procedures that reverse the sign of aging on the outside without reversing the rot on the inside.
Couchanism: One who is addicted to therapy even though they are beyond treatment.
Bedbugging: The constant poking of the person sleeping next to you to see if they’re awake.
SARS (Singles Addicted to Romantic Silliness): Single chicks who are unable to comprehend that in reality knights in shinning armor are full of rust.
ABC (Alternative Birth Control): The act of simultaneous masturbation Read more of this post
The True Meaning of Words in the Dictionary
February 19, 2013 22 Comments
Wikimedia Commons
I was at the used book store the other day when I came upon a book titled:
“The True Meaning of Words.”
People with corks up their butts have banned this book for decades, but I got my hands on it now and I’m sharing these super-fabulous words with you my dear readers. So here are some of my favorites:
Backbone: A schlong up the butt
Upbeat: A man who masturbates standing up
Brainchild: A 40-year-old man who acts like a kid
Creepologist: A professional creep
Male Enhancement: A man in touch with his feminine side!Â
Tadpole: A little wee schlong
Technical Virgin: A chick who’s been poked on every orifice except “one“ Read more of this post
Twisted Crossed Words and Coined Phrases
October 31, 2011 25 Comments
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog?
A catty bitch
What’s a crazy person who thinks they’re sane?
A logical loon
What do you do when you see a woman with PMS?
Hide
What do you call a bath in the land of King Midas? Read more of this post
Medical terms you won’t find on WebMD
October 3, 2011 36 Comments
Jerkteria: A micro-organism extremely attracted to cells with low-self esteem.
Venereal Idiocy: A lapse in judgement usually due to extreme horniness.
Superficialism: The addiction to surgical procedures that reverse the sign of aging on the outside without reversing the rot on the inside.
Couchanism: One who is addicted to therapy even though they are beyond treatment.
Bedbugging: The constant poking of the person sleeping next to you to see if they’re awake.
SARS (Singles Addicted to Romantic Silliness): Single chicks who are unable to comprehend that in reality knights in shinning armor are full of rust.
ABC (Alternative Birth Control): The act of simultaneous masturbation Read more of this post
New Words in the English Dictionary
September 21, 2011 22 Comments
Here are the latest words added to the English Dictionary:Â
Cougarland:Â AÂ place for cougars, usually a frat party or sports bar, to find no strings sex with a younger guy. “Ladies pack lots of condoms, we’re going to Cougarland … yay … yay … yay!”
Yeah Right: AÂ pseudo documentary where producers put wackos in contrived life situations that will bring the diarrhea out of their personalities. “The stench of television is due to the extreme popularity of Yeah Rights.”
TUT (TotallyUn-Talented): A term used to describe television personalities devoid of artistic or intellectual value. “I put my brain in a jar when I watch TUTs on the “A-List New York.” or “The Kardashians received the TUT statue for outstanding stupidity at the First Annual Yeah Rights Awards.”
False Hope: Products that claim to transform a schlong the size of a crayon Read more of this post
