Aproduct called Schlong Again aka “Penilitusmonami” is now rampant on the market without FDA approval! Invented by Dr. John Boy Penisless, Schlong Glue does as the name suggests … it glues back the schlongs of men whose tools of love have been “Lorena Bobbitted.”
Next time you see a new Schlong, check if it’s been previously dismembered by doing one of these 3 things: Read more of this post
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