I you’re a Crazy Chick, a stalker, a blogger or one of my beloved schlongsmale readers, then check out my interview at Selena Robins Musings blog. You won’t be disappointed at the interview! I promise there’s a mention of at least one schlong whacking and lots of crazy chick mental moments. Head on over to her blog. And after reading my interview don’t forget to browse through Selena’s other posts. She’s an awesome crazy chick and her noodle is just as twisted as mine … so I’m sure you’ll love her! 🙂
A fellow blogger named Eric is such a fan of my “whacky” blog that he took it upon himself to write today’s post. Make sure to visit his blog http://ericmvogt.wordpress.com. He writes poetry and short stories 🙂
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lafemme. She kept getting approached by tall, dark handsome men. They would go out for a while and then turn into schlongs. Then she finally decided that it was just not worth it to be a schlong magnet. She would make some money off of it. So she started a syndicated newspaper article called Dear Schlabby.
She would direct all schlongs there for advice. She was really, really good at it, too. She saved many schlongs from beschlongings (sort of like a beheading but with a different organ). This was the first schlong to answer and start her adventure into tabloid stardom:Read more of this post
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