How to Diet on Thanksgiving

Argue with that relative you hate!

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My letter from Santa!

When I was just a wee kid who looked up to people because I was too short to look at them straight in the face, I believed in Santa Claus. I wrote him a wish list every year and I mailed it to the North Pole. I asked for big-ticket items like a bike, a phonograph (I’m dating myself here), a tape recorder (I thought I wanted to be a reporter but I really just wanted to use the device to snoop on people) and such.

Every year Santa always got it wrong.  When I asked for a pink bike I got a puke orange bike with no basket, but he did include a little honker. I knew that Santa wasn’t perfect but he always came close. One year I asked for a Baby Alive, a doll  that ate, drank, pooped and peed.

Imagine my surprise when I received a letter back from Santa:

Wikimedia Commons – Patrick Lentz from Boston, USA

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Christmas Gift Ideas for People You Don’t Like

Tis the season to buy gifts for other people … and if you just have to give a gift to someone you don’t LIKE, then here are some practical and economizing ideas that won’t bankrupt your wallet and it just might give you an orgasmic feeling …

For the person who just won’t shut up …

DUCT TAPE … let’s see ’em mouth off now …

Wikimedia Commons – Ktttest

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