Ready to Rumble at the Airport

I picked up a friend at the airport and almost got into a fight. This is how it went down.

I saw her waiting for me at the passenger pick up curb of LAX. I parked the car, popped the hood and got out to help her with her luggage. She grabbed one end I grabbed another but we couldn’t hoist the ton of bricks into my trunk.  She either packed a dead body or slabs of concrete because that sucker was heavy. My friend weighs about five pounds and how she got that lug from the baggage claim to the trolley was a mystery to me. We struggled for another minute until I told her that we should take out some of the contents to lighten it up. She searched her purse for the luggage keys but she couldn’t find it.

It’s summer in Los Angeles. I’d broken a sweat and my temper’s flaring Read more of this post

Humorous articles that will cheer you up

I knew my life was crazy and my noodle is certainly certifiable. I never thought others would get a chuckle out of my misadventures. So here’s a list of some of my early posts … Enjoy:

Bread, Expansion and Cleaning: You just need to read this …

Proud to be a Bitch:  I am aren’t you?

Hot Yoga Doritos and Stinky Cutie: This is why exercise is not my favorite pastime …

Food Fetish of my Blind Date: There are foodies and there are Food Freaks …

Blind Dating Tips: Every single crazy chick needs to know these fool-proof tips …

The Mind can be a Terrible Thing to Use: Some noodles just need to be retired …

Sticking a Poker on the Groper: Dudes have been sticking it to “us” for years …it’s their turn.

Single and Hating It?: This is why I hate strangers … 

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© 2011 Lafemmeroar

Screwing with Words

Time for some silliness 

What do you call a …

tween with a sweet tooth? Hyper-texter

♦ prisoner of love? Unhappy spouse

♦ man with a harem? Viagra King

♦ needy person who nags? Clinging whiner

♦ person with no manners? Social retard

♦ horny drunk chick? Read more of this post

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