The MILF and the MILK

Okay, I wasn’t sure if I wanted to share this, but here goes.  Last night, prior to that dreaded elevator incident I blogged about earlier, I was having dinner with a male friend who said that he was giving up younger women and start dating older women.

Since this guy was in his early to mid-fifties I joked that he could visit the local senior center and he’d find one there. No, he said. I’m talking about the MILFs (mothers I’d like to @%#&) like the ones in the videos. But they’re younger than you are I said. But they’re MILFs he said. Okay, enough I said and asked him why the switch from the nubile twenty somethings he usually dated. And he said because they’re hot. I agree that women of a certain age are hot and can even be hotter than their younger counterparts who might become MILFs one day.

Define the MILF I said. A hot older woman who likes to have sex he said. That was me I thought. I was hot for sex only I didn’t have anyone to do it with.  Didn’t you think that older women had always been hot I said? Sure, but the ones in the videos are smokin’, were his exact words.

The conclusion: Men are influenced by porn. Everyone knew that right? But it took this conversation with a platonic male friend to cement the idea in my head.

During dessert (I ordered the cheesecake . . . bad idea) he said you know you’d be the perfect MILF if you dressed sexier, put on more make-up, and changed your hair. Then I said you’re definitely a MILK. What’s that he said.

Answer: Man I‘d Like to Kick.Screen shot 2011-07-02 at 12.54.36 AM

MILFully yours,

Lafemmeroar

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