September 2, 2013 25 Comments
December 4, 2012 32 Comments
Is it the man’s fault …
if he can’t keep his schlong in his pants?
if he says he’ll call and never does?
if he says he’s single, but he’s got the baggage of a wife and three kids?
if he’s broke ’cause he’s too lazy to work?
if he’s not ready for a commitment, but he’s committed to a Read more of this post
February 27, 2012 33 Comments
Terri of Narcissist’s Blog tagged me so I’m your “It” Chick of the Day 🙂
Here are the rules:
1. You must post the rules. (Done)
2. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then create eleven new questions to ask the people you’ve tagged. (Done–sort of. I’m using the same questions from my last tag. I’d like to know just how many people would scratch their privates in public.)
3. Tag eleven people and link to them on your post. (Done–sort of. I tagged the B.A.D. Club. We don’t have eleven members yet. Anyone interested in joining?)
4. Let them know you’ve tagged them! (Done!!!!)
- If you were stranded on an island and could only bring one item from home what would it be? An umbrella. I don’t like exposing myself to the sun. I think I’m a vampire.
- Beer or wine? Just call me a “whine-O”
- Bacon or sausage? “Schlongsage” for sure!
- If you could only eat one food item for the rest of your life what would it be? Read more of this post
October 4, 2011 9 Comments
Meditation schmeditation: I know a better way to relax: A very effective way to release the tension.
Questions I asked Mommy and Daddy: I asked lots of questions, but in retrospect I don’t think I ever got any straight answers.
The Horny Pooch and My Wardrobe Malfunction: This one you just have to read!
Translations at the Nail Salon: Sometimes it’s best not to know what other people are talking about.
Confessions of a former snooper: Have you ever snooped and wished that you hadn’t?
Don’t Flirt on my Time: This post depicts customer service at its worst.
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