Married for the Wrong Reason

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Marriages can be “divorced”

but a gift with a receipt is returnable

and you can even get cash back… (sigh)

Did you get married for the right reason?

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Random Thoughts from a Crazy Chick

CCC BadgeI trust the logic of my irrationality.

Sometimes I think that my dreams are true.

I still believe I’ll find “the one” even though I’ve been with a bunch of “no ones.”

Sometimes I eat dessert for breakfast.

If subversive thoughts were a crime, then I’d be serving a life sentence.

I want to throw garbage at reality stars walking the red carpet. Read more of this post

Lafemmeroarism #12 — Sweet Cravings

When Sweet Cravings are Threatening Your Waistline. Read more of this post

Lafemmeroarism #10–On Anonymity

Anonymity lets you do the unspeakable

without the consequences.

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How a smart chick gets to the top — Lafemmeroarism #7

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A smart chick knows how to step on men.

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How to Have a Happy Day

Transform today from

Terrible 

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Lafemmeroarism #6–Unforgettable Goodbye Gift

When he’s been lying, cheating and is now leaving.

♦♦♦

Give him a proper goodbye gift. Read more of this post

Don’t Crap Your Life Away–Lafemmeroarism #5

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Blind Ass Love–Lafemmeroarism #3

You know it’s time to get your eyes checked when you look at an asshole

and see prince charming.

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Hating Your Job–Lafemmeroarism #2

You know you hate your job when you’d rather be in HELL than sit behind your desk.

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