Real or Fake?
December 14, 2013 23 Comments
laughing at the malfunction of the universe is better than crying about it
March 26, 2013 20 Comments
A recent conversation with a very distraught and angry friend got me thinking about the damage women can do to men. Recently dumped by his girlfriend he ranted about how women are nothing but sneaky, gold digging liars who destroy men’s lives. I didn’t argue over his generalization or that he was talking to a woman. He was in too much pain to be challenged.
Basically, he bought her a new car, new boobs, a new nose and now she’s got a new man. She was a goddamn femme fatale he said. I had met the woman. So, I told him about the four types of femme fatale and since he’s a film buff I used a few movie references to support my descriptions
The Classic Femme Fatale in film noir seduces the man to commit the crime. In “Double Indemnity” Barbara Stanwyck two-times Fred MacMurray, but not before she convinces him to murder her husband. He couldn’t resist her so he killed for her. Classic femmes use their sexuality to compromise a man’s morality and ethics for a piece of prime tail that these men unknowingly have to share. Read more of this post
June 6, 2011 25 Comments
My quest to find true love took me on a digital journey of online dating sites. After weeks of looking at endless pictures and profiles, I was even more confused about the male species.
Here’s an example, I saw a cutie who called himself “screwyalniter“–now what could that name possibly imply? Yet, his profile states that he spoke three languages, he’s looking for a long-term relationship, he likes books and movies and his idea of a romantic first date is dinner and a long walk. If indeed he was this smart and sensitive, then why did he choose a name that made him sound like drill bit? Then there was “Coolonick” (now say that name out loud). That’s right–enema anyone? This Read more of this post
May 18, 2011 4 Comments
A recent conversation with a very distraught and angry friend got me thinking about the damage women can do to men. Recently dumped by his girlfriend he ranted about how women are nothing but sneaky, gold digging liars who destroy men’s lives. I didn’t argue over his generalization or that he was talking to a woman. He was in too much pain to be challenged. Basically, he bought her a new car, new boobs, a new nose and now she’s got a new man. She was a goddamn femme fatale he said. I had met the woman. So, I told him about the four types of femme fatale and since he’s a film buff I used a few movie references to support my descriptions.