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I was at the used book store the other day when I came upon a book titled:
“The True Meaning of Words.”
People with corks up their butts have banned this book for decades, but I got my hands on it now and I’m sharing these super-fabulous words with you my dear readers. So here are some of my favorites:
Backbone: A schlong up the butt
Upbeat: A man who masturbates standing up
Brainchild: A 40-year-old man who acts like a kid
Creepologist: A professional creep
Male Enhancement: A man in touch with his feminine side!
Tadpole: A little wee schlong
Technical Virgin: A chick who’s been poked on every orifice except “one“ Read more of this post
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