The True Meaning of Words in the Dictionary
April 1, 2014 17 Comments
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Twisted Crossed Words and Coined Phrases
July 19, 2013 6 Comments
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog?
A catty bitch
What’s a crazy person who thinks they’re sane?
A logical loon
What do you do when you see a woman with PMS?
Hide
What do you call a bath in the land of King Midas? Read more of this post
Funny Word Game–Let’s Play Scattergories
March 28, 2013 14 Comments
Another Oldie and hopefully a goodie:
Answer the following by using the first letter of your first name: Lafemmeroar
A Song Title: Lady Marmalade by Labelle (Listen while you read the post 🙂
A Color: Lavender
A Place: Ladidaville (A place for people who are brain-dead.)
A Store: Liver Killer Mart (a chain of liquor stores)
A Street Name: Lost in Love Blvd. (Located on the Vegas strip next to the Chapel of Drunken I Dos)
A Famous Female Celebrity: Lucy Lawless
A Famous Male Celebrity: Luke Skywalker (A-Lister from a galaxy far far away)
A Band Name: Leonard Skin Nerd … oops …Can you guess the band?
A Drink: Lavalixer (1 part Read more of this post
The True Meaning of Words in the Dictionary
February 19, 2013 22 Comments
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I was at the used book store the other day when I came upon a book titled:
“The True Meaning of Words.”
People with corks up their butts have banned this book for decades, but I got my hands on it now and I’m sharing these super-fabulous words with you my dear readers. So here are some of my favorites:
Backbone: A schlong up the butt
Upbeat: A man who masturbates standing up
Brainchild: A 40-year-old man who acts like a kid
Creepologist: A professional creep
Male Enhancement: A man in touch with his feminine side!
Tadpole: A little wee schlong
Technical Virgin: A chick who’s been poked on every orifice except “one“ Read more of this post
Funny Word Game–Let’s Play Scattergories
October 18, 2011 17 Comments
I was visiting fellow Crazy Chick The Real Sharon and she had this post titled “Name Scattergories.” So I’m playing along.
Answer the following by using the first letter of your first name: Lafemmeroar
A Song Title: Lady Marmalade by Labelle (Listen while you read the post 🙂
A Color: Lavender
A Place: Ladidaville (A place for people who are brain-dead.)
A Store: Liver Killer Mart (a chain of liquor stores)
A Street Name: Lost in Love Blvd. (Located on the Vegas strip next to the Chapel of Drunken I Dos)
A Famous Female Celebrity: Lucy Lawless
A Famous Male Celebrity: Luke Skywalker (A-Lister from a galaxy far far away)
A Band Name: Leonard Skin Nerd … oops …Can you guess the band?
A Drink: Lavalixer (1 part Read more of this post
