Twisted Crossed Words and Coined Phrases
July 23, 2017 3 Comments
The True Meaning of Words in the Dictionary
April 1, 2014 17 Comments
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I was at the used book store the other day when I came upon a book titled:
“The True Meaning of Words.”
People with corks up their butts have banned this book for decades, but I got my hands on it now and I’m sharing these super-fabulous words with you my dear readers. So here are some of my favorites:
Backbone: A schlong up the butt
Upbeat: A man who masturbates standing up
Brainchild: A 40-year-old man who acts like a kid
Creepologist: A professional creep
Male Enhancement: A man in touch with his feminine side!
Tadpole: A little wee schlong
Technical Virgin: A chick who’s been poked on every orifice except “one“ Read more of this post
Twisted Crossed Words and Coined Phrases
July 19, 2013 6 Comments
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog?
A catty bitch
What’s a crazy person who thinks they’re sane?
A logical loon
What do you do when you see a woman with PMS?
Hide
What do you call a bath in the land of King Midas? Read more of this post
The True Meaning of Words in the Dictionary
February 19, 2013 22 Comments
Wikimedia Commons
I was at the used book store the other day when I came upon a book titled:
“The True Meaning of Words.”
People with corks up their butts have banned this book for decades, but I got my hands on it now and I’m sharing these super-fabulous words with you my dear readers. So here are some of my favorites:
Backbone: A schlong up the butt
Upbeat: A man who masturbates standing up
Brainchild: A 40-year-old man who acts like a kid
Creepologist: A professional creep
Male Enhancement: A man in touch with his feminine side!
Tadpole: A little wee schlong
Technical Virgin: A chick who’s been poked on every orifice except “one“ Read more of this post
The Writing Life
November 9, 2011 60 Comments
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Writing is like a sadomasochistic relationship with myself. It is excruciating and orgasmic. I write because I never thought I could do it and I’m trying to attain my potential through words and ideas that I hope will bring joy to someone who stumbles upon my nook in this digital world. Read more of this post
Twisted Crossed Words and Coined Phrases
October 31, 2011 25 Comments
