April 1, 2014 17 Comments
April 8, 2013 21 Comments
An old post for my new readers … Enjoy
Jerkteria: A micro-organism extremely attracted to cells with low-self esteem.
Venereal Idiocy: A lapse in judgement usually due to extreme horniness.
Superficialism: The addiction to surgical procedures that reverse the sign of aging on the outside without reversing the rot on the inside.
Couchanism: One who is addicted to therapy even though they are beyond treatment.
Bedbugging: The constant poking of the person sleeping next to you to see if they’re awake.
SARS (Singles Addicted to Romantic Silliness): Single chicks who are unable to comprehend that in reality knights in shinning armor are full of rust.
ABC (Alternative Birth Control): The act of simultaneous masturbation Read more of this post
February 19, 2013 22 Comments
I was at the used book store the other day when I came upon a book titled:
“The True Meaning of Words.”
People with corks up their butts have banned this book for decades, but I got my hands on it now and I’m sharing these super-fabulous words with you my dear readers. So here are some of my favorites:
Backbone: A schlong up the butt
Upbeat: A man who masturbates standing up
Brainchild: A 40-year-old man who acts like a kid
Creepologist: A professional creep
Male Enhancement: A man in touch with his feminine side!
Tadpole: A little wee schlong
Technical Virgin: A chick who’s been poked on every orifice except “one“ Read more of this post
December 8, 2012 60 Comments
The other day, a commentator from another blog called me “immature” and “vapid.” This was because “said” blog posted a “rebuttal” about one of my posts.
If you’re thinking why is Lafemme being so cryptic?
Well … let me just say that the post in reference had nothing to do with “schlong whackings” in fact it was a rather sweet post about a man’s love … investigative noodles will figure this out. Anyway, I was okay with the “immature” comment since I’ve always believed that I’m a “mental” 12 year old … my noodle just refuses to EVOLVE.
BUT VAPID? First I didn’t know what the hell that word meant, but all I know is that I felt soooooo Read more of this post
October 31, 2012 23 Comments
What do you call a man who cheats and says he’ll never do it again? A mono-two-timer
What do you call a friend who is not really your friend? A faux-pal
What do you call a woman who keeps returning over and over again to the man who constantly cheats on her? A Sissy-phussy
What do you call a shopaholic? Maxed-out!
What do you call someone addicted to porn? Cantgetnone
What do you call someone addicted to exercise? A sweataholic
What do you call a buffet table when you’re on a diet? Read more of this post
November 9, 2011 60 Comments