Twisted Crossed Words and Coined Phrases
July 23, 2017 3 Comments
The True Meaning of Words in the Dictionary
April 1, 2014 17 Comments
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I was at the used book store the other day when I came upon a book titled:
“The True Meaning of Words.”
People with corks up their butts have banned this book for decades, but I got my hands on it now and I’m sharing these super-fabulous words with you my dear readers. So here are some of my favorites:
Backbone: A schlong up the butt
Upbeat: A man who masturbates standing up
Brainchild: A 40-year-old man who acts like a kid
Creepologist: A professional creep
Male Enhancement: A man in touch with his feminine side!Â
Tadpole: A little wee schlong
Technical Virgin: A chick who’s been poked on every orifice except “one“ Read more of this post
Twisted Crossed Words and Coined Phrases
July 19, 2013 6 Comments
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog?
A catty bitch
What’s a crazy person who thinks they’re sane?
A logical loon
What do you do when you see a woman with PMS?
Hide
What do you call a bath in the land of King Midas? Read more of this post
Medical terms you won’t find on WebMD
April 8, 2013 21 Comments
An old post for my new readers … Enjoy 🙂
Jerkteria: A micro-organism extremely attracted to cells with low-self esteem.
Venereal Idiocy: A lapse in judgement usually due to extreme horniness.
Superficialism: The addiction to surgical procedures that reverse the sign of aging on the outside without reversing the rot on the inside.
Couchanism: One who is addicted to therapy even though they are beyond treatment.
Bedbugging: The constant poking of the person sleeping next to you to see if they’re awake.
SARS (Singles Addicted to Romantic Silliness): Single chicks who are unable to comprehend that in reality knights in shinning armor are full of rust.
ABC (Alternative Birth Control): The act of simultaneous masturbation Read more of this post
The True Meaning of Words in the Dictionary
February 19, 2013 22 Comments
Wikimedia Commons
I was at the used book store the other day when I came upon a book titled:
“The True Meaning of Words.”
People with corks up their butts have banned this book for decades, but I got my hands on it now and I’m sharing these super-fabulous words with you my dear readers. So here are some of my favorites:
Backbone: A schlong up the butt
Upbeat: A man who masturbates standing up
Brainchild: A 40-year-old man who acts like a kid
Creepologist: A professional creep
Male Enhancement: A man in touch with his feminine side!Â
Tadpole: A little wee schlong
Technical Virgin: A chick who’s been poked on every orifice except “one“ Read more of this post
Wordplay the Crazy Chick Way
October 31, 2012 23 Comments
What do you call a man who cheats and says he’ll never do it again? A mono-two-timer
What do you call a friend who is not really your friend? A faux-pal
What do you call a woman who keeps returning over and over again to the man who constantly cheats on her? A Sissy-phussy
What do you call a shopaholic? Maxed-out!
What do you call someone addicted to porn? Cantgetnone
What do you call someone addicted to exercise? A sweataholic
What do you call a buffet table when you’re on a diet? Read more of this post
The Writing Life
November 9, 2011 60 Comments
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Writing is like a sadomasochistic relationship with myself. It is excruciating and orgasmic. I write because I never thought I could do it and I’m trying to attain my potential through words and ideas that I hope will bring joy to someone who stumbles upon my nook in this digital world. Read more of this post
Twisted Crossed Words and Coined Phrases
October 31, 2011 25 Comments
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog?
A catty bitch
What’s a crazy person who thinks they’re sane?
A logical loon
What do you do when you see a woman with PMS?
Hide
What do you call a bath in the land of King Midas? Read more of this post
Medical terms you won’t find on WebMD
October 3, 2011 36 Comments
Jerkteria: A micro-organism extremely attracted to cells with low-self esteem.
Venereal Idiocy: A lapse in judgement usually due to extreme horniness.
Superficialism: The addiction to surgical procedures that reverse the sign of aging on the outside without reversing the rot on the inside.
Couchanism: One who is addicted to therapy even though they are beyond treatment.
Bedbugging: The constant poking of the person sleeping next to you to see if they’re awake.
SARS (Singles Addicted to Romantic Silliness): Single chicks who are unable to comprehend that in reality knights in shinning armor are full of rust.
ABC (Alternative Birth Control): The act of simultaneous masturbation Read more of this post
Lafemmeroar 
Insulting Blog Comments Make Me Wanna Rant
December 8, 2012 60 Comments
If you’re thinking why is Lafemme being so cryptic?
Well … let me just say that the post in reference had nothing to do with “schlong whackings” in fact it was a rather sweet post about a man’s love … investigative noodles will figure this out. Anyway, I was okay with the “immature” comment since I’ve always believed that I’m a “mental” 12 year old … my noodle just refuses to EVOLVE.
I’ve been 12 for decades!
BUT VAPID? First I didn’t know what the hell that word meant, but all I know is that I felt soooooo Read more of this post
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