Random Thoughts from a Crazy Chick
August 26, 2011 37 Comments
I trust the logic of my irrationality.
Sometimes I think that my dreams are true.
I still believe I’ll find “the one” even though I’ve been with a bunch of “no ones.”
Sometimes I eat dessert for breakfast.
If subversive thoughts were a crime, then I’d be serving a life sentence.
I find that most sane people have no sense of humor.
I want to throw garbage at reality stars walking the red carpet.
I’d rather watch food porn than “real porn.”
All politicians should be attached to a lie detector when they speak.
I don’t take mind altering drugs … my noodle is already warped.
Weak men have bigger vaginas that women.
I feel like a middle-aged adolescent.
I think a time warp is when the world is moving too fast and I’m on slooow mow.
I’d rather have an orgasmic thought than a climax with a jerk.
When things go wrong it’s not me, it’s the malfunction of the universe.
I’m not where I’m supposed to be, but I’m where I want to be.
Weird is my normal.
I feel the solace of solitude in a room full of people.
Why are you a crazy chick?
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–Wierd is my NORMAL 🙂 yes.
MY fave: I’d rather watch food porn than “real porn!!
love your random weirdness, CraZy Chick.
I love watching pics and vids of food. I especially like watching bread dough rise. Don’t know why, but it’s sort of cute and creepy at the same time.
On my birthday last year, I ate cake for breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks. It’s was delicious every time.
“Weak men have bigger vaginas that women.” OUCH! But so true.
Better get those backbones straight or they’ll be needing OBGYN appointments for those yearly check-ups.
24 hour dessert fest. Sounds lovely.
Sometimes in Belgium we have left over cake for breakfast. I’m not sure how good that is for Bastien, but then again, he has Nesquick in his milk every morning…..
I loved this list. Love, love, love, love, love!!!!!
Aw, you’re sweet. I haven’t had Nesquick in years. I remember dunking buttered bread in it. 🙂
I must be insane, because I have a sense of humor like yours. And I’m with you all the way on the reality TV “stars” and the time warp thing!
Loved this post because I really identified with it.
I’m a Crazy Chick because I found my voice and I’m setting it free. Plus I say “excuse me” to my dog when he’s in my path. I’m trying to teach him manners and I teach by example. Crazy enough for you?
You obviously fit right in 🙂 And yay on throwing tomatoes and what nots to reality TV stars … I mean what have they done really but embarrass themselves and act like fools? Being “Crazy” is one thing being a foolish butt is just plain stinky.
Ugh, reality stars >_<. I've watched my fair share of those shows, but really, get a real job! I may be a lazy bum, but at least I'm not going to going out and try to make a bunch of money or get my "15 minutes of fame" by making a fool of myself. I do a good enough job of that without any help thank you. At home whenever the topic would come up that I was at university for singing people would ask if I would ever audition for Canadian Idol. I had to stop myself from a) laughing in their face, b) cringing and c) making a disgusted noise. #1, I didn't study how to sing pop music and my voice (as far as I'm concerned) is better suited to Gerswhin than Britney. #2 The judges (both American and Canadian) say absolutely NOTHING of value when it comes to actually singing. Sure they know the biz and what you need to make it, but they know nothing about the voice. I don't know everything, but when every comment out of your mouth is 'oh that was pitchy' or when you comment w/o the word 'dawg' (ok so I've seen more A.I. than C.I.) I have no use for you. Tell me something that might actually help! Oh that's right, you don't actually sing, you can't.
Sorry, that was a random rant, but I'm glad that's off my chest….
I’m so curious to hear you sing. Do you have a video? Ranting is okay … makes commenting fun 🙂
Lol, walked right into that one didn’t I. I don’t as of yet. I keep planning on it. My Dad filmed my recital, but I haven’t seen it yet and based on the recording…well I wouldn’t want to post that online. I was sick, and for me it wasn’t good. I’ve thought of just using my webcam and singing a Capella, but I do have back-up tracks for some songs. Although, I hate singing with them, I prefer live accompaniment (4 years of university lessons will spoil you that way). But I was thinking of sending you one to post on the fun vids page. I’ll have to get on that, lol.
Yes, that would be a great idea 🙂 Can’t wait for it.
Hahaha You inside my head again, you crazy chick??? LOL LOL This is uncanny considering my post about “knowing” today, should’a “known” what you were writing, LOL Thanks for sharing your inner once again, good to know we walk together through this orbit of crazy goodness 🙂
That’s why we belong to the same club 🙂
“Sometimes I think that my dreams are true.”
I woke up the other day and texted my friend to make sure he was okay. Because our other friend had murdered him with a lamp made out of marble in my dream. It’s okay. Turns out it wasn’t real.
What wasn’t real, the dream or your friend? 🙂
My dreams do come true. But never the good ones. Just the crazy, creepy ones.
Baby, those are nightmares. Seems like you don’t need any mind altering drugs either 🙂
I was jus having a thought of full monty…………. lolzzzzzzzzzz
lol … How big was the “monty”?
“I find that most sane people have no sense of humor.”
Definitely! Nothing beats insanity 😉
@Alfonso L.
They can commit us, certify us, and institutionalize us, but they can’t BEAT us Crazy Chicks and dudes 🙂
Eating dessert for any meal kicks ass.
loving the eating of dessert for breakfast….its never too early for chocolate!!
@Tara
Chocolates needs to be available 24/7 🙂 to this crazy chick.
I loved this line “I feel the solace of solitude in a room full of people” its so ‘outofspace’ when this happens…this post is hilarious
Glad you enjoyed it. Yes, it does seem like an out of body experience when zoning out the crowd …
This post is hilarious and so true :D. I relate with all the points. Lafemmeroar: Why are you not on twitter? 😦
Or are you?
Yes, I’m on twitter. You can see the follow link on my side bar. 🙂
Gotcha 😀
I scrolled until my forefinger hurt just to make a comment. Anyways, my faves:
If subversive thoughts were a crime, then I’d be serving a life sentence.
All politicians should be attached to a lie detector when they speak.
Weak men have bigger vaginas that women. [LOVE this and sooo true. LOL.]
When things go wrong it’s not me, it’s the malfunction of the universe.
I feel the solace of solitude in a room full of people.
@amor 24
Your faves tell me A LOT about you in a good way of course 🙂
Do tell 🙂
@amor24
You’re a bit of a sensitive guy, but the bad male comes out once in a while. But it seems you’re comfortable with your sexuality 🙂 You do keep some deep thoughts to yourself. You’re a fun guy, but you have some quiet times during a party. That’s my “dimestore” analysis this morning. 🙂
Yayyy! I AM the life of parties 🙂 Depends on who I am talking to, I keep thoughts to myself eg. my boss 😉
I love you the most when I don’t get you at all. Girl you are so random. Today I felt like a big vagina and now I know why, thanks love.
You keep me on my toes.
Okay, now I’ll call you twinkle toes … 🙂