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The Blatant Truth
September 30, 2014 13 Comments
She might look calm, but think again!
Do you believe in equal rights for women? This one believes in “tit for tat.” Read more of this post
Unintentional Sexual Thoughts
September 23, 2014 21 Comments
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I’m single and dateless, that also means I’m “sexless.” But that doesn’t mean I don’t think about it. In fact I think more about sex when I’m not getting it. I think about sex multiple times a day–hell multiple times an hour and sometimes multiple times a minute when I have my quickie thoughts.
I can be teary-eyed while cutting up an onion, but my mind will be engrossed with thoughts about scorching the sheets with some hot fantasy male. In fact I’m thinking about sex now. I think about sex so much that I’ve suffered many embarrassing Read more of this post
Trash Talk in Relationships
September 16, 2014 6 Comments
The Courting Phase:
Setting: Her apartment.
Time: The first date.
Him: Wow. You look great.
Her: Thanks. Give me a sec. I just need to throw out the trash then we can go.
Him: I’ll do that.
Her: Really? Are you sure?
Him: I don’t mind.
Her: How sweet.
Him: Anytime.
The Relationship Phase: Read more of this post
What to Expect When You’re Single
September 15, 2014 7 Comments
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Life is a daily surprise. Just when you think you’ve got your future planned, fate throws in a monkey wrench wrecking the synchronicity of your world order. If you thought that you’d find your true love by now, but it hasn’t happened yet, don’t fret. I can’t predict your life expectancy, but I can predict what you can expect when you are single. Read more of this post
Having Fun with Someecards–Crazy Captions about Life
September 27, 2013 9 Comments
She might look calm, but think again!
Do you believe in equal rights for women? This one believes in “tit for tat.” Read more of this post
Life Expectancies of the Single Woman
August 24, 2013 44 Comments
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Life is a daily surprise. Just when you think you’ve got your future planned, fate throws in a monkey wrench wrecking the synchronicity of your world order. If you thought that you’d find your true love by now, but it hasn’t happened yet, don’t fret. I can’t predict your life expectancy, but I can predict what you can expect when you are single. Read more of this post
Trash Talk in Relationships
July 23, 2013 28 Comments
The Courting Phase:
Setting: Her apartment.
Time: The first date.
Him: Wow. You look great.
Her: Thanks. Give me a sec. I just need to throw out the trash then we can go.
Him: I’ll do that.
Her: Really? Are you sure?
Him: I don’t mind.
Her: How sweet.
Him: Anytime.
The Relationship Phase: Read more of this post
Twisted Crossed Words and Coined Phrases
July 19, 2013 6 Comments
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