Appetite Control On Thanksgiving

The holiday eating frenzy will begin soon.

If you’re worried about gaining weight this Thanksgiving, don’t fret.

I’ve got some tips on how to curb your appetite on turkey day 🙂

 

Tip 1: Argue with a relative you hate!

The anger and stress will have you

reaching for the booze instead of the

How to Diet on Thanksgiving

Argue with that relative you hate!

The anger and stress will have you reaching for the booze instead of the

From Hell to Pleasure–A Poem

Oh no! Save me!

 

{Dear Friends … it’s been a while, so here’s a re-post of a poem in honor of Halloween}

Twas all Hallows Eve and all through the house

I heard creepy noises could it be a mouse?

I checked all the rooms and down through the hall

Then I heard it tap tapping right through the wall

My heart filled with fright and I ran to the door

Ready to scream then I tripped on the floor

I lifted my head and out came a creature

It looked like a monster from some sci-fi feature

How to Diet on Thanksgiving

Argue with that relative you hate!

The anger and stress will have you reaching for the booze instead of the

From Hell to Pleasure–A Poem

Oh no! Save me!

 

{Dear Friends … it’s been a while, so here’s a re-post of a poem in honor of Halloween}

 

Twas all Hallows Eve and all through the house

I heard creepy noises could it be a mouse?

I checked all the rooms and down through the hall

Then I heard it tap tapping right through the wall

My heart filled with fright and I ran to the door

Ready to scream then I tripped on the floor

I lifted my head and out came a creature

It looked like a monster from some sci-fi feature

Lafemmeroarism #12 — Sweet Cravings

When Sweet Cravings are Threatening Your Waistline.

From Hell to Pleasure–A Poem

Oh no! Save me!

 

Twas all Hallows Eve and all through the house

I heard creepy noises could it be a mouse?

I checked all the rooms and down through the hall

Then I heard it tap tapping right through the wall

My heart filled with fright and I ran to the door

Ready to scream then I tripped on the floor

I lifted my head and out came a creature

It looked like a monster from some sci-fi feature

‘Twas the Night of My Date–Poetic Revenge

‘Twas the night of my date, when all through the house

I ran like a loon while buttoning my blouse

Tucked in my purse was a condom just in case

We ended the night in amorous embrace 

My doubts I kept hidden and snug in my head 

Be positive said all the books I have read 

I sat and waited for his knock on my door

When no one came knocking my heart fell to the floor

Crazy Caption Contest

 Here are the crazy captions from readers of my Picturology-Crazy Captioning post. Readers submitted their captions for this picture:

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The participants: 

1. karenoia says:

September 30, 2011 at 10:51 am (Edit)

i think she is saying “I just pulled the leaf off that guy’s cock!!!! yipppeeeeeeee. his dick is so tiny!!!!!!”

2. kdaddy23 says:

September 30, 2011 at 11:50 am (Edit)

She’s saying, “It’s true! It’s true!”

3. dribblingpensioner says:

September 30, 2011 at 12:29 pm (Edit)

I think shes saying, ” i forgot to shave my armpits “

4. Aurora says:

September 30, 2011 at 12:53 pm (Edit)

She’s saying:
“That was so pathetic, I couldn’t even stop to give the blankets back… phew… lucky escape!”

5. thepurpledogpaintingblog says:

September 30, 2011 at 8:21 pm (Edit)

“Patty Piper picked a peck of pickled penises
A peck of pickled penises Patty Piper picked”

6. Lorna’s Voice says:

October 1, 2011 at 4:25 am (Edit)

“Emily wasn’t keen on entering the water using the boys’ favorite “cannonball” technique, so she devised her own “Goddess Torpedo.” The boys were awestruck. so was the duck.”

7. Ugly Shoelace says:

October 2, 2011 at 3:40 am (Edit)

I think she is saying “And not a single fuck was given that day”.

8. kiwikar says:

October 2, 2011 at 9:44 am (Edit)

Only one simple thing: “Wheeeeee!”

9. Bodhirose says:

October 2, 2011 at 9:05 pm (Edit)

“Damn! I wish the cook would have someone else go diving for the lotus blossoms that she likes to cook with–I was lucky enough to find a few on the bank!”

10. Zoe @ Pantry and Fridge says:

October 3, 2011 at 10:29 pm (Edit)

She is saying:

ж, јас сум толку возбуден! Конечно, го најдов златна гранка и сега може да си дозволи ми глупак работа!

…because she doesn’t speak English, I think she’s Macedonian! 

11. dribblingpensioner says:

October 4, 2011 at 8:39 am (Edit)

She is saying ” i’m running and jumping without a bra “

12. veehcirra says:

October 5, 2011 at 6:06 am (Edit)

I think she is saying “catch me if you can, Adam”

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The Journey of Life — Lafemmeroarism #8

Life comes with ups, downs, twists and turns

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